New Hampshire
You cannot
sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
I suppose
this means no Strip Poker?
New York
New York:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a
business.
I don’t
remember seeing this happen in NYC during MY visits? Brian, any sightings?
North Carolina
If a man
and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as
married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Something
not to kid around about during that drunken hook-up at the nearby hotel.
Oklahoma
Tulsa:
Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
I can
confirm that I didn’t see any Elephants on the Streets of Tulsa.
Oregon
Myrtle
Creek: One may not box with a kangaroo.
Only Human
sparring partners I suppose.
Pennsylvania
It is
contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other
explosive weapon at a wedding.
NOW what
will we do at the reception?
South Carolina
By law, if
a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Don’t kid around about that stuff while drunk!
Tennessee
Dyersburg:
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
I think
some girls think it is illegal in PA too!
Texas
You can be
legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3
times.
BeetleJuice! BeetleJuice! BeetleJuice!
Utah
It is
illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't
detonate them.
So the
Terrorists need to cross the state line to detonate Nuclear Weapons?
No one may
have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency
call.
This must
have happened if there is a law banning it!
Virginia
It is
illegal to tickle women.
Hee hee! Help! Police!!!
Lebanon:
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Can you kick a non-spouse out of bed?
Washington
Auburn:
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to
five years in jail.
Oh well. I
suppose that ends all Procreation.
Wisconsin
It is
illegal to cut a woman's hair.
Wow? You
have to cross state lines to get your hair done? That Sucks.
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